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Give me a link

While I've created a number of suggested banner and text links, I'll obviously be happy with just about any link you give me. If you do create a banner or button though, please use the form at the bottom of this page to let me know about it. If I like it, I'll put it up here with a link to your page.

What kind of link would you like to give me?

• Text links - small and easy to add
• Buttons - tiny images that look like buttons. How cute...
• Normal Banners - Boring, but normal looking.
• Other People's Banners - These banners were made for me by other people (thanks).
• Questionable Banners - Less professional than the other banners, but more entertaining.

Filename: button1.gif Size: 1.5k Height: 30 Width: 80 Description: Just a simple white button, with "Powered by..." in black text and "Cliff" in red text.

Filename: button2.gif Size: 1.7k Height: 30 Width: 80 Description: My head on the left, "CGI by... Cliff" on the right in black text.

Filename: button3.gif Size: 1.6k Height: 30 Width: 80 Description: Black text on a green background reading "Cliff is Mighty". Not too clear, but what the hell...

Filename: button4.gif Size: 2.2k Height: 30 Width: 80 Description: Animated. Flashes between black on red and white on light blue. Reads "Free CGI".

Filename: banner1.gif Size: 5.5k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: Blue background. Green text at the top says Cliff's Perl Scripts, black text at the bottom says Free CGI to make your life as a webmaster easier.

Filename: banner2.gif Size: 3.2k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: Black background, big red text says Need CGI?

Filename: banner3.gif Size: 6.8k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: White background, red text at the top says Cliff's Perl Scripts, below it in black is Lots of free perl to make your web site look and run better.

Filename: banner4.gif Size: 6.2k Height: 60 Width: 468 Description: My crappy ILE banner. White backroud, in blue is Cliff's Perl Scripts - http://www.shavenferret.com/scripts/. Below it in black are some of my scripts. Red oval on the right reads Free CGI.

Filename: cliffscrpt.gif Size: 11.1k Height: 60 Width: 460 Description: This banner was created by Jim Rayfield. It reads "Add cgi professionalism to your site with... Cliff's Perl Scripts"

Filename: scripts.gif Size: 7.2k Height: 80 Width: 600 Description: This banner was created by Troy Ostler. It reads "Stop being stupid! Just use some of the free scripts that are a click away!!!"

Filename: cliff.gif Size: 5.0k Height: 60 Width: 468 Description: This banner was created by Judy Roush. It reads "Get on target with Cliff's professional FREE perl scripts"

Filename: sperm.jpg Size: 14.1k Height: 131 Width: 389 Description: This banner was created by Laceyslovelies.com. It reads "Protect yourself with Cliff's CGI & PERL scripts -- http://www.shavenferret.com", and has a picture of my head on a sperm.

Filename: sf2.gif Size: 17.9k Height: 100 Width: 500 Description: This banner was created by RJ. It reads "Have you shaven a ferret today? Free CGI Scripts!"

Filename: cliffbanner.gif Size: 18.0k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: This banner was created by Timothy Highfill.

Filename: cliffsdio.gif Size: 7.9k Height: 60 Width: 480 Description: This banner was created by pcdior.

Filename: cliffs1224.gif Size: 15.6k Height: 60 Width: 468 Description: This banner was created by George.

Filename: anothercliff2.gif Size: 10.3k Height: 60 Width: 355 Description: This banner was created by kilroy

Filename: cliffsbrain.gif Size: 25.9k Height: 72 Width: 416 Description: This banner was created by kilroy

Filename: cliffs1.jpg Size: 13.3k Height: 60 Width: 468 Description: This banner was created by kilroy

Filename: obanner1.gif Size: 13.8k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: Black background, with my head on each side. Green text in the middle at the top reads "Cliff's Perl Scripts". Below it, in red, is the text "they're better than heroin, you stupid junkies..."

Filename: obanner2.gif Size: 8.9k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: A small green box on the left holds the black text "cSc - Cliff's Script Collection - We don't punt small animals anymore." On the right, white text on a blue background reads "If your perl scripts were not written by Cliff, then you are supporting racist crimes against humanity. Do not ask how, just assume that it's true and click here to repent for your horrible sins, you evil little bastard."

Filename: obanner3.gif Size: 11.2k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: Animated. In the first frame, with a black background is the red text "Feeling depressed? Need money? Unhappy with life? Does the opposite sex find you unatractive? Are you going bald?" Below it, in green, is the text "Can clicking this banner solve your problems?". In the second frame, with a green background, is the black text "No. You are stupid and ugly, and no one will ever love you. But you can still get free scripts from Cliff by clicking here."

Filename: obanner4.gif Size: 11.7k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: A small black box on the left holds the text "cSc - cliff's script collection - free perl scripts that don't suck". On the right, in black text on blue a background, is the text "Wondering why no one comes to your web page? Well, maybe it's because it sucks. Yup, that's right, your web page sucks. Sucks, sucks, sucks, you stupid jerk. Now click here to stop polluting the internet with your stupid crap.

Filename: obanner5.gif Size: 12k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: A small picture of my right nipple and arm is on the left. Text on the right reads "Gaze upon my hairy man nipple and tremble in fear!!! When you're done doing that, click here for some free perl scripts."

Filename: obanner6.gif Size: 9.3k Height: 80 Width: 468 Description: Not to be taken too seriously... On the left is a picture of France, withone of those crossed out circle thingies... on the right, is the text "Cliff's Perl Scripts - Because being french is just plain wrong". It's a joke, don't whine to me if you're offended.