Last
year, in the United States alone, over 13,000,000 dogs
went without being urinated on. We like to view ourselves as a "civilized"
society, and yet we continue to ignore these poor, helpless canines'
most basic needs. Take a look at these astounding facts...-
In 1997
nearly 14 out of every 15 dogs were not urinated on even once.
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96% of all
dog owners reported that they had not even considered urinating
upon their loyal pets.
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The majority
of dogs will go through life without ever experiencing the joys
of being urinated on.
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Both
of the dogs that I talked to about this subject merely stared at me with
a stupid look on their face. I don't like dogs. One can only wonder what
horrible things were done to these dogs to force them to hold their silence...
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Republicans
are just one of nature's little mistakes.
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I write
some weird stuff when I've been a-drinkin'.
I ask you,
the concerned citizen, to do something about this. Send me your money.
I won't actually use it to urinate on dogs, nor will I use it to support
the cause of urinating on dogs. However, I'd be really happy if you
did. Come on, you know you want to... |
